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Karmic Mahjong

November 30th, 2009 2 comments

 Karmic Mahjong (2006) stars Francis Ng and Cherrie Ying (she was the reason I rented the film) as the attractive leads in this comedy (maybe) / thriller (maybe not) set in Chengdu, China.

Ng plays a loser mechanic, Wu Yu-chuan, who has disappointed his wife sexually, who runs afoul of a gang of thieves who have a car smuggling racket, and is being given some bad advice by a blind fortune teller.

Ying plays a good looking woman, Jia Jia, who sold her son to a gangster, but tells people he was kidnapped, and now is desperate to get him back. She too consults the fortune teller.

Can these two people who have seemingly run out of luck and are both beset by the ‘villians’ in their lives, find a way to leave all their bad luck behind them by teaming up?

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“Ju-On”, Not A Friendly Ghost

November 29th, 2009 4 comments

poster-juon-grudgeAAI first saw “Ju-On” in 2003. I was at my sister’s for Christmas, and she rented it for some after-dinner entertainment. She could not have made a better or worse choice for a holiday movie!

It is not for kids or even faint-hearted adults. It is jarring, intense, dismal, taut to the breaking point, and one of the best horror movies I have ever seen. This film breaks the mold and sets a new standard for horror.

It has gore, but not splattered all over the screen. It has pretty girls, but no sex, It has ghosts but not the soft eerie kind that go bump in the night. No, this movie’s ghost’s intent is not to scare, but to destroy, and destroy it does; consuming everything in it’s path, this ghost does not boo!, it groans.

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Itchy Heart

November 29th, 2009 2 comments

 Back when your grandparents were dating – let’s make that era sometime in the 1950′s, a film star was known the world over for simply standing on a grating on a Manhattan street and having a wind draft from below lift up her skirt.

That would be the legendary Marilyn Monroe and the film was called The Seven Year Itch. Monroe’s career was already in high gear by that time (1955), and an iconic picture like what was used in the film’s poster (next image below), only added to her allure. Sadly, she died in her sleep in 1962, having made, in fact, only six more films after this one.

This film was a male fantasy of course. Tom Ewell played the male lead whose wife goes out of town for a period of time, and then, a dreamy, single, sexy blond bombshell moves into the apartment upstairs. Fantasies ran rampant through his head after chatting with her, when she said to him, “When it’s hot like this, you know what I do?  I keep my undies in the icebox.”

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Isabella

November 27th, 2009 1 comment

Isabella (Yi sa bui lai) is a 2006 Hong Kong film written and directed by Ho-Cheung Pang. It takes place in Macau and stars the beautiful Isabella Leong and Chapman To. The film begins abruptly with Chen-Shing Ma (Chapman To) attempting to pick up Bik-Yan Cheung (Leong) in some dark corner of a bustling club. It quickly cycles through a series of images including Bik-Yan smoking a cigarette down an unknown hallway, a close-up of a defeated Chen-Shing hunkered against a slot machine, and an ant’s eye view between some unfamiliar buildings before the title card appears.

The shots feel disjointed but not only do they give an idea of what is to come but they showcase the talented eye of cinematographer Charlie Lam and his excellent framing. The music is also introduced here with artsy guitar strumming and piano playing. Now while the score won best film music at the Berlin International Film Festival, I feel that it grows repetitious later as it never changes in tempo. Read more…

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What’s New In ScanLover

November 26th, 2009 1 comment

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Today is Thanksgiving here in the United States. Millions of Americans will be getting together to enjoy some turkey and watch some football, then waking up early in the morning on Friday if they haven’t already went to wait hours in line so that they can spend their money on deeply discounted merchandise. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I just wanted to take a moment to give thanks along with provide some updates. So continue reading the Thanksgiving edition of What’s New In ScanLover.

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Real Kanojo

November 24th, 2009 4 comments

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Source: Kotaku

I figured that there would be some who would be interested in a video game where you could poke the face and squeeze the cheeks of a virtual girlfriend. Or maybe go the traditional route and squeeze on some boobs. Whatever your interests may be, Real Kanojo (Real Girlfriend) is the game for you.

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Oppai Volleyball – Film Review

November 23rd, 2009 8 comments
he idea was a good one. Market a film by employing the lustfull thoughts of teen-age boys; you know what I mean – raging hormones combined with a healthy obsession with boobs (the Japanese word for breasts is oppai). This is a rather common state in boys all over the world,and has been for about as long as there has been boys and girls.
Mix that with one of the prettiest and most popular actresses in all of Japan – Haruka Ayase, a former gravure idol.
Add in a rags to riches sports angle – you know what I mean here as well: a team of inept and incompetent players (could be any team sport – in this case it was volley) who rise to the occasion.
If this seems like a can’t miss proposition, you are right. I’m not even close to being a teen-ager, and I was eager to see this film after it was announced.
Just one thing – this wasn’t a concept cooked up in the mind of an imaginative screenwriter. No, this was a real event that happened in Japan when a female teacher promised to show her boobs to her adoring team of volleyball players. At least that’s what they tell us.
This film is supposed to be based on a true story set in 1979. But more likely it is based upon a novel on the same subject by Munenori Muzuno.
Okay back to the film. After that kind of build up, and that kind of marketing ploy; if you were to think that this seems almost too good to be true, you would be right.
Not only does Ms Ayase NOT show her oppai (breasts) to the boys, to us, or to anyone else, but there’s almost no volleyball either. And even the boys’ stash of girlie magazines seems quite tame.
No, the reality is that this a feel good, coming of age story for both the students and Ayase’s character of the teacher Mikako Terashima.
Since coming of age films usually depict some sort of involvement With a member of the opposite sex, you’d be right if you thought we might see something like that. Only in this film, all those expected and hoped for best parts never happen.
Now before you say, what’s the point or why should I even bother to watch this – please note that Haruka Ayase is very nice to look at. Even though they take care to not emphasize her curvy figure, we are left with many shots of Haruka’s wide open eyed beauty. There’s no denying she’s quite attractive and beautiful.
Besides that, this type of scenario (coming of age) will no doubt trigger some memories of events that happened in your own lives. Or maybe you had a severe crush on one of your teachers.
So I’ll leave you with this thought – you’re not going to see what you thought you might see. But in the last minute or so of the film, you will see something like what you hoped to see. Almost. But by then, you won’t really mind.

 The idea was a good one. Market a film by employing the lustful thoughts of teen-age boys; you know what I mean – raging hormones combined with a healthy obsession with boobs (the Japanese word for breasts is oppai).

This state of affairs is a rather common state in boys all over the world, and has been for about as long as there has been boys and girls.

Mix that with one of the prettiest and most popular actresses in all of Japan – Haruka Ayase, a former gravure idol.

Add in a rags to riches sports angle – you know what I mean here as well: a team of inept and incompetent players (could be any team sport – in this case it was volleyball) who will try to rise to the occasion.

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Nanao (菜々緒)

November 22nd, 2009 2 comments

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This morning, while doing some moderating on the forum, I noticed that Sobaskasu has received a name change to Silverfox. I also took notice to the beauty that he is using as his current avatar. So naturally, I wanted to know who she was because I was not familiar with her along with where I could go to find more photos of her.

With my inquiry quickly answered, I found out that her name is Nanao and that she is a Japanese race queen. I think she is pretty cute, especially in knee-high socks. Check her out.

Stats:
Birthdate: October 28, 1988
Height: 172cm
Measurements: B:80cm/W:57cm/H:83cm
Blood Type: O
Hometown: Saitama

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Review: I was a teenage ninja

November 21st, 2009 5 comments

i_was_a_teenage_ninja_switchblade_pictures Company: Switchblade Pictures
Action/Adventure
Running Time: 75 Minutes (1 hr. 15 mins.)
Japanese w/ English Subtitles
Censored/Uncut
Region 1
My Rating: ** out of *****
Not Rated
Parental Advisory – Adults Only

Do note it will contain scenes mention in the DVD from me.
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Full Time Killer – Film Review

November 21st, 2009 6 comments
l Time Killer is a Johnie To and Wai Ka-Fai, helmed Hong Kong action movie which was released back in 2001. Besides the two hitmen – Andy Lau as Lok and Takashi Sorimachi as “O”, and Simon Yam as the Interpol cop, the person with the most screen time in the movie is the beautiful Kelly Lin.
This is the story of the most successful assassin in Asia who is known simply as O. Sorimachi is Japanese and though he lives in Hong Kong he speaks only in Japanese. He opens the films with a cold blooded hit in broad daylight at the main railroad station in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Lok, played by Lau, is a rising star in the world of rubouts. In fact he is so good at what he does that he loves publicity. His first hit takes place in a Thai lock-up. He blows away about a half dozen cops with a double barrell shotgun before taking out his incarcerated target with a grenade.
Kelly Lin plays the manager of a small neighborhood video rental place, and to make ends meet – she hires out as a part-time cleaning lady for busy apartment folks. Yes, you are right – she is the cleaning lady for O.
Meanwhile Lok begins to visit the video rental store and he chats up Kelly who is called Chin in the film. She warms up to him and agrees to a date with him after he tells her he is a professional killer. She doesn’t really believe him. But midway into their first date, he says “Excuse me, give me 15 minutes, I have to go out and kill a few guys. Wait for me.”
15 minutes later Lok walks back into the restaurant right on time. She looks out the window and sees police cruisers and ambulances all with siren blaring racing by.
While that was going on “O” was in a perfect place to witness the hit by Lok. Later, when O is off to Macau on an assignment, he finds that he has become Lok’s target.
So the cat and mouse game begins. Lok and O are out gunning for each other. Chin is now Lok’s lover and yet she is in love with O as well. Meanwhile Simon Yam, as the Interpol cop, assisted by Cherrie Ying, is following the leads and the trail of the spent bullet casings. He begins to close in.
I thought this was a very good action flick. Yes, there are plot holes which defy explanations as you watch the action. But the action set pieces are superbly done. After famed director John Woo left Hong Kong to make Hollywoood movies, Johnny To assumed the mantle of the best action director working in Hong Kong. He has given the film a lot of blue coloring, as in cool. This film is not overloaded with pastels, fancy furniture, or elegant restaurants.
Kelly Lin shows an amazing array of emotions in the film and her most expressive face provides a wonderful counterpoint to the flying bullets. Cherrie Ying does a good job in her limited role and it likely got her noticed as she moved on to bigger and better roles  following this film.
If you like action movies with lots of big guns, a couple of sexy babes, and some surprises then this is a film you should consider.
Available in DVD from both Netflix and Blockbuster, or for purchase from many retailers in Amazon.com.

Full Time Killer is a Johnnie To and Wai Ka-Fai, helmed Hong Kong action movie which was released back in 2001. Besides the two hitmen – Andy Lau as Lok and Takashi Sorimachi as “O”, the person with the most screen time in the movie is the beautiful Kelly Lin.

This is the story of the most successful assassin in Asia who is known simply as O who is Japanese and though he lives in Hong Kong he speaks only in Japanese. So don’t expect Sorimachi to speak any Cantonese. Read more…

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